February 2012
If I can't watch The Walking Dead, Adventure Time,...
rollenkusher:
…she aint wifey type
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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I Would Bleed Neon For You.
I would kiss you every single day, and give you all the right things to say, I would help you sort out everything, you. I would bleed neon for you.
“From a hundred miles an hour to asleep in a nanosecond.”
– John Green (via lauradc)
